By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
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HelplessSerenade 5

Twister requires you to get tangled up together...whether they like it or not you're gonna end up touching each other.

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PrincessPesa 20

It's not just twister, mister. Don't you know? Twister is the gateway drug to a lifetime of reckless sexual abandon. You may even be be the product of a game of sexy twister! Evil board games, corrupting our youths. What is the world coming to?!

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Comments

Lionesse 15

If they get squirmish with regular twister, imagine when they find out in some places they play a kinkier version called naked twister. I am positive they won't let you near a twister box after that

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greenalleycat 4

I'd be more concerned about not being allowed near their daughter

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doctorhook86 24

12: I suspect the parents want to keep the OP away from their daughter's twister box as it is.

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kickass1stbase 7

Why would you go to her house just to play twister? Especially if her parents were going to be home.

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alexNEX 7

Who's parents even has that much time? Do they also place GPS trackers in her purse? Or recording device in her bra?

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nothing92x 13

You're going to touch in Twister. It's practically a rule of the game. At least it wasn't Naked Twister.

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gracehi 31

On the bright side, you probably got a pretty good work out with the extra challenge of not touching each other...which means you're that much more prepared for the impending zombie apocalypse... just in case you ever have to play twister with a zombie.

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fordneagles 34

Can't stand parents like that, it creates a child who's secretive about stuff like sex/drinking/whatever, they'll just do it somewhere else where there are no parents around. Feeling your pain OP, maybe next time go out somewhere? And make sure her parents don't follow you.

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bstudds 1

yeah the overprotective and stifling parents are usually the ones with the worst kids.

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Attica 20

26, I completely agree. The saddest (but also most hilarious) thing about it is that the parents usually have their heads so far up their asses that they have NO idea that their kids are running completely wild the moment they're out of sight, and then they not only tend to brag about how wonderfully behaved their children are, but also preach to others, as if they are better parents. Then you try not to burst out laughing, since the night before, you saw their teenager running down the street at two in the morning with a pack of friends and half the contents of the parent's own liquor cabinet. At least that's what happened in my experience, more than once. It's amazing just how clueless/delusional some people are about their kids.

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zen1979 16

Well if you play twister with the wrong person they'll always get you *puts on sunglasses* in the end. YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

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frrenchy 5

Can you play twister without touching? If so I've been doing it wrong. ;)

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GothickNihilist 15

Unless you guys meant "playing twister" as a euphemism for sex , I don't see why they would watch you. After all twister is one of the hardest games for no physical contact to ensue.

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wellthatsukx 0

You are either too young to be dating, or too old to be dating her...

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