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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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Assumptions

By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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stefie413 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:11

Lol. Who cares? I think that it's awesome that you got the chance to show them who you are. **** 'em for being inconsiderate assholes.

LadyKaya 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:09

If you didn't want to tell the person who parked the car how bad of a job they did, don't go screwing with other people's cars. Grow some balls or go home quietly.

Comments

fromthesuck 8

Thursday 3 March 2011 15:52

i would have done the same thing... only when i saw the person in there i would have turned the note around and slapped it on the window so the person can see what i wrote. then maybe yelled so they could hear me that next time it would be in spray paint.

Fmlsomuch133 0

Friday 17 June 2011 9:40

Good 4 u!! I hate those type of as*ES

valekseye 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 23:41

I keep a sticky note pad in my car for just that reason. We have a lot of semi-retarded drivers in Miami. You shouldn't bother if you can't tell them to their face though

CynicalDepressio 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:47

you do know that f***ing is 7 letters right.

ehojung 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 23:44

if u have realized that someone was in there u shuld have just open the car door and said it to his or her face so that they know.

wyattshack 4

Friday 24 February 2012 4:25

Uncensored 'nice parking you fuing idiot'

myers007 2

Saturday 28 July 2012 7:44

You should probably slap yourself! Just saying...

tracymonster 1

Friday 28 September 2012 8:08

Haha that is awesome

Grauncho 27

Friday 26 October 2012 18:07

That's when you look that person dead in the eye and stick the paper on the windshield before getting in your car and driving away.

Alexweber929 14

Sunday 9 December 2012 15:34

This happened to me once too, It was at best buy on black friday and some ass hole in a mercedes parked in 2 spots for the extra room, so I parked about 2 inches away from there drivers side door, apparently someone else saw it too and did the same on the other side, came out an hour later and got cussed out by some rich snobs, I just laughed and drove off