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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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You deserved it 1 921

By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 755

By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 10 653

Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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Assumptions

By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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stefie413 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:11

Lol. Who cares? I think that it's awesome that you got the chance to show them who you are. **** 'em for being inconsiderate assholes.

LadyKaya 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:09

If you didn't want to tell the person who parked the car how bad of a job they did, don't go screwing with other people's cars. Grow some balls or go home quietly.

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Crickets 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 3:45

Hey you know what... They deserved the note if the asshole isn't considerate enough to park so other people can get back in their cars. Go you!

Crickets 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 3:48

Oh yea.. and after noticing they were in the car, I woulda hit their car with my door.. screw them and their giant polluting suv machinez!!!

xXlolololXx 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 4:17

That's even better!

ghostgirll 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 4:34

the same thing happened to me, i was about to park in a spot in my apartment parking lot but some idiot parked so crookedly that they took up two spots, so i had to park really far away b/c that was the last close spot. so i got mad & wrote the same exact note, and i was walking up to the car to put it on the windshield, and this like 20 year old girl, looking reeeally pissed off with two kids walked up to the car and unlocked it. awkward much?

blooop_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:03

What the ****. Have you ever taken English classes? It took me nearly four tries to understand what the first part of that fml was saying.

airplanefood 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:42

Maybe you're the one who hasn't read enough =3 You're the only one commented about having trouble understanding it, and I think it was pretty straight forward. Sure it was very awkwardly and poorly written, but you certainly don't need to read it four times to get what she was saying. I'm only flaming because you really don't need to get heated up enough to say "what the ****" and blame OP about something this trivial.

melzilla 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:37

don't feel bad. they deserved it anyway.

mikey_was_here 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:40

YDI for having a car.

fcukb0o 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:53

both u and the suv driver deserved it. lololol this is funny;

ShetHappensxx 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:57

haha you should kept the note and flicked off that bitch and tell her to move.

BLACKLIGHTNING 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:45

there really are no words to describe how ******* retarded you are. honestly, that's when I would knock on the window, hand the person the note, and politely ask them to recite the words on the note while I bash them several times in the head with a blunt object. haha jk... but srsly...