Transportation: Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have...

By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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You deserved it 46 528

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 271

You deserved it 7 233

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 722

You deserved it 15 862

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 495

You deserved it 79 845

By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 397

You deserved it 1 914

By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 080

You deserved it 2 280

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 280

You deserved it 76 747

By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 709

You deserved it 10 651

Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 388

You deserved it 5 073

Assumptions

By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 622

You deserved it 42 679

Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 380

You deserved it 882

stefie413 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:11

Lol. Who cares? I think that it's awesome that you got the chance to show them who you are. **** 'em for being inconsiderate assholes.

LadyKaya 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:09

If you didn't want to tell the person who parked the car how bad of a job they did, don't go screwing with other people's cars. Grow some balls or go home quietly.

Comments

ninja578 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:00

by your long and angry diatribe i can safely tell that u are a douche, u know what a douche is right?

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:04

I don't think "Nice parking you ******* idiot" counts as a long diatribe. As far as I'm concerned, if you're going to be inconsiderate of other people, you should be willing to take criticism of your behavior. The OP isn't the douche here.

ninja578 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:12

i agree OP did right thing, my comment was ment for #56, not OP, but my comp stalled, and i got 2 posts... sorry bout that

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:20

Oh, ok. FML should really give people an option to delete their comments. Especially since the comments feature malfunctions so often. I've had numerous double-posts myself.

captain_apathy09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:25

thank you. lol

Me27 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:02

I think that makes it more poignant. LOL

ChurchofFagenism 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:06

Nice observation, you ******* idiot

ninja578 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:07

my comments should have came as a reply to #56

justmyluck1212 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:17

Amanda, Amanda, Amanda... Why soo serious?

curryndricegirll 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:28

I don't think you're the problem here. It's the other guys fault for not being able to park.

Nightfallz 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:36

umm store parking is first come first serve I think. ydi

Qup 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:39

it's funny that people think they can do whatever they want so long as they're anonymous about it. but when they get caught it's a FML. I would have handed the note to the driver then moved my car so they wouldn't key it or something. (no sense in being stupid about it)

chitown4lyfe 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:42

YDI for being a pussy. you only would have put the sign on their windshield as long as they didnt know it was you. but as soon as they know its you, you say shit someone is in there. be a man and talk shit to them, not "FML someone is in there im gonna get beat up!" pussy.