Transportation: Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have...

By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 15 862

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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You deserved it 79 846

By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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You deserved it 1 914

By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 749

By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 10 651

Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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Assumptions

By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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You deserved it 883

stefie413 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:11

Lol. Who cares? I think that it's awesome that you got the chance to show them who you are. **** 'em for being inconsiderate assholes.

LadyKaya 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:09

If you didn't want to tell the person who parked the car how bad of a job they did, don't go screwing with other people's cars. Grow some balls or go home quietly.

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Ihatekittens 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:19

This fml is proof that the OP has no balls. I would have ******* gone OFF on whoever the **** was in the SUV. IDC if someone is left in the car, it gives no one the right to park like a douche. OP, ydi for not having balls. I'm a woman and I have more balls than you.

shad0wpuppetz 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:21

I ******* hate it when people in SUVs do that, whoever was in that gas guzzling piece of shit deserved it.

sentient 10

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:29

this isn't an FML. This was a great opportunity to tell that asshole to his/her face what a shitty parking job s/he did. whats the big deal?

tehrabbit 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 21:13

since i am too lazy to read through all the posts, sorry if this is a repost. OP quit being a little bitch and whining about being caught. people who fail at driving, as this driver obviously did, deserve to be told to their faces they suck. most people who pull shit like this are your stereotypical bully, tough until confronted. if you get in their shit and let them know what's up they usually back off pretty quickly. soooooo...ydi for bitching about it instead of relishing in the fact that you got to tell someone face to face what you really felt.

captain_apathy09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:33

where exactly did i bitch about it? i thought it was ****** funny and that is why i posted the story....most of the fml stories on here are basically like this one...just embarassing moments, but i forgot you can't post ANYTHING on the internet without people saying you're retarded, you suck, blah blah blah.. so for everyone saying you're a dumbass bc this isnt an fml--just shut the **** up and laugh about it...

jackle117 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 21:16

EPIC FAIL Douchebag

SookMauNoots 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 21:21

so? I wouldnt care. fyl for nothing

nomo_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:40

Most SUV drivers are idiots anyway, and should be often reminded of it thusly.

survivalism 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:57

www.youparklikeanasshole.com People who drive SUVs are douchebags. People who can't park properly are even bigger douchebags.

captain_apathy09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:36

i've seen that website before...ive thought about ordering those stickers

ToastedOats 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:11

I did something like that. Only I wrote "Next time leave me a ******* can opener to get out of this spot". I had parallel parked in the last spot, but the person behind me decided to park behind me illegally. I then dumped a quart of oil down their windshield and let it get into the little vent just below the windshield and right above the hood.

captain_apathy09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:38

haha thats funny..isnt it funny how ridiculously lazy people are because they dont want to find another spot and walk an extra few feet?

ToastedOats 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:13

People who can't park are douchebags. SUV drivers aren't always bad. Its mainly the bimbos whose husbands give them the Escalades and Hummers to go to the grocery store and who are talking on their cell phone and checking their nails while parking that are the bad ones. Jeeps kick ass!