By lisa321 - 02/04/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
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sleepless15_p 0

You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?

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Stupidpeople 0

If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!

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hawkeye_pierce 0

It's been said, but you're a ******* asshole. Go kill yourself.

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bigrederin 0

You're a douchebag, and you're the reason why the world sucks so much ass. I hope they poured the coffee down your pants, you ****.

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K4ofDoom 0

Why would you start cursing them out? That's incredibly rude, disrespectful and immature. It's just coffee, grow up. Also, the chances of Starbucks being completely out of coffee *and* espresso is zero. You're an idiot for believing them, clearly unobservant enough not to notice that other people had drinks and for cursing out people who deal with a ton of bullshit from people like you on a daily basis and still have to pretend to give a **** about your needs. I have plenty of bad days, but I don't take it out on retail employees. That's just pathetic.

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love_lucy 0

number 10 thats kinda harsh i mean yes she was rude but is it fair for them to april fool her? OP should have also realized that starbucks never runs out of coffee lol

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wallythedolly 0

YDI. As if yelling at the employees, who are probably hs and college kids, is going to get you anywhere.

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wink568 0

Today the hotel I'm staying at was out of coffee so I threw a fit, and chewed out the lady at the check out desk, because, as an American, I can't live without coffee. Well not really. I actually behaved rationally and *gasp* got a cup of tea instead.

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YouMustBe_Joking 0

you're a douche for being so ornery about something so trivial.

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knitbitch 0

What does OP mean? Am I stupid for not knowing this? And of course its April Fools, you're a bitch!

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TryToBeKind 0

You wentle too damned far with the yelling/cursing but still . . . playing jokes on customers IS bad-service. It's only funny when Captain D's decorates one table, if they tried to play like the commercial, I'd definitely complain about it. And OP stands for Original Poster, #113

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DynamiteDoodle 0

To be honest, I'd probably be gullible enough to believe their April Fool's joke. However, I wouldn't become a vile bitchy customer like you were. I work in the customer service industry, and I can tell you from experience that the next time you go in there, any employees that recognize you will hate you. I just can't understand how people can be so unbelievably rude to other people who are just trying to make a living. YDI completely.

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sulitak 27

I would probably have gone... ummm... what do you have.

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