By lisa321 - 02/04/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
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sleepless15_p 0

You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?

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Stupidpeople 0

If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!

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tokyooo123 0

Lol I would appreciate it if #9 stopped thinking the typical American is just like this asshole of a person, thanks x.

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JKY1988 0

Wow, what a dick you are. I hope they decaffed you.

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shananigans 0

Are you serious? You actually thought STARBUCKS would run out of COFFEE?? My first thought would have been "Haha, very funny." You sound like a total prick.

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heather889121 0

i know that that wouldn't of happened in any starbucks i know of... they can get in trouble for lying to a customer... even if it's an april fool's... my job requires you to smile and try to be nice... i would of lost my job if i tried that... so i'm just glad that the customer didn't tell the boss... cause the customer is always right (in my opinion, some customers got sticks up their ass and are not always right)

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Ridley_fml 0

they obviously wouldn't be out of coffee you starbucks stuck up asshole

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ilovemycats 0

You NEED coffee everyday? What a pompous jerk.

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watupyo 0

Maybe this is a good day to drop the Prada bag, Juicy track suit, Ugg boots, North Face, and oversized sunglasses and not be a bitch for once. If you need your coffee so badly, buy a damn coffee maker and set the thing to make it for you in the mornings. I'm a big fan of Starbucks coffee, but not such a fan of their clientele.

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Chibi_fml 9

You're such an EB. I absolutely loathe customers like you. It's JUST COFFEE, and guess what? I'm sure there are about fifty other places that sell coffee near you. If you need it that badly, go to one of them. It might not be dressed up as some mile-long drink, but it's the same thing. It's an inconvenience to have to go somewhere else. It's not the end of the world and it's definitely not worth freaking out on some poor employees over. If coffee is THAT important to you, then I think it's time for you to re-think having so much of it in your diet. Because it's clearly not working for you.

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