By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
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Dom_Olivares 12

Sounds like a scene from a scary movie!

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perdix 29

At least your shower is ... *lowers sunglasses* anty-septic.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

I hope Op wasn't truANTing while waiting in ANTipation for the bug man to see if the ANTique shower could be rescued from the torrent of ants, crawling all over the bathroom and Op's pANTs . Maybe he/she was so shocked they called a friend , ANThony, for some bANTer.

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Kibaruto 33

I didn't even read your post #40 but I can tell it's swimming in antagonizing puns.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

It seems my comment was percieved as over abundant in puns, and looking back was rather abberant, a giant mistake. Importantly, I am left to fantasize what my FML status would have been before I posted the ignorant text so to speak. *Spot the "ant"s*

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Rainhawk94 27

Just stop commenting #50

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angelitared 27

Time to call the bug man!! That's scary.

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fooltemptress 36

That's a shower full of nope.

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ob81 8

The sad part about this FML is that op couldn't wash the ants off.

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T9FTW 20

I was just thinking, "Now, OP will need another shower, but with actual water."

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ChrisWaines 9

That bites OP, but hopefully other water was working for you!

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SuperMew 22

My sister made me watch ants eating a man's face off when I was little. I would have had nightmares for the rest of my life. Were you under the spout? My shower takes about five minutes to warm up from frigid, so we turn it on, let it warm up, then get in. So, if ants came out there would be no one under the water. But I would flip out. If you ever need to kill ants, use 25% salt, 75% water, put in a spray bottle and you are good to go.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Lemon juice and vinegar water works also , and a good trick is that ants dislike chalk, so if you were to chalk a circle around one , or draw a line, they will not pass it.

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REALAfroninga 11

Do you want ants? Because this is how we get ants!

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