Cars and Miscellaneous: Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything...

By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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happle 21

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:29

Keep your pimp hand strong.

strawberrywine22 30

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:29

I'm sure he couldn't hold it against you! After all, beating your passengers doesn't make you a bad driver...

Comments

cyborgmexican 6

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:42

Did you back into the driveway correctly?

Rowdey 10

Thursday 14 June 2012 1:35

Yes! Yes, for God's sake!

Bonzer 2

Thursday 14 June 2012 2:17

Isnt there a flood protection thing for these kinds of things?

doubleea 3

Thursday 14 June 2012 3:04

They're a cyborg mexican, obviously they bypassed all security easily.

cyborgmexican 6

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:42

Did you back into the driveway correctly?

ICastillo 24

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:45

Did you put baby powder on your hand before you slapped him? You have to keep the pimp hand strong.

ADuckOnQuack_fml 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:46

Woah there, dude. ????

Angel157 8

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:54

Di???

Nbrandwine 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:46

Accidents Happen.

D1323 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:51

That sucks I just did mine yesterday. I know it's really stressful but don't worry u can take it again and I'll be fine!

Adambomb720 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:52

HAHAHAHA dude that sucks.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:58

You would of failed anyway. You use the mirrors not turn to look behind you.

nicoleadrigiz 4

Thursday 14 June 2012 1:13

Um, what? I sincerely hope you don't have your license...

DontModMeDammit 10

Thursday 14 June 2012 1:51

Your the asshole that almost hits me because I'm in your blind spot, you know the area your mirrors don't cover.

jim_bolicious 4

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:00

That's what the rear view mirror is for

jim_bolicious 4

Thursday 14 June 2012 7:51

When you turn around to look out the back window you are seeing the exact same thing as in your rear view mirror. Your blind spots are to your left and right, and you don't need to worry about those.

cawoods 1

Friday 15 June 2012 16:34

Always turn and look before backing up

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 14 June 2012 1:02

Quick! While they are knocked out fill out the papers making yourself pass!

knicole22 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 1:03

Haha that sucks! I hate the DMV, my instructor failed me because I apparently didn't look over my shoulder long enough

hateifyouwant 3

Thursday 14 June 2012 1:13

Thats awesome! When I did my test the last thing was to back into a parking space...I concentrated so hard on being between the lines I didnt watch backwards and THUMP right into the brick wall. Still passed :)