Cars and Miscellaneous: Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything...

By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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Thursday 14 June 2012 0:29

Keep your pimp hand strong.

strawberrywine22 30

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:29

I'm sure he couldn't hold it against you! After all, beating your passengers doesn't make you a bad driver...

Comments

AzzieC 12

Thursday 14 June 2012 1:55

I'm guessing that you didn't get ur drivers license

jaff23 11

Thursday 14 June 2012 2:01

Still, they can't fail you for that!

Mr_Que_Dijo23 5

Thursday 14 June 2012 2:09

Was your instructor named rihanna? :D

Elwar 1

Thursday 14 June 2012 2:17

Ever heard of using your side mirrors? You have no need to look behind you. Fail.

DomDomxoxo 16

Thursday 14 June 2012 2:41

You have to look back to see the blind spot.

aileen15 15

Thursday 14 June 2012 2:53

exactly....you have to look back thats part of the test cant depend on your side mirrors their are blindspots

jim_bolicious 4

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:17

That's what the rearview mirror is for, TO SEE BEHIND YOU, and both side mirrors are to see if you're getting too close to something beside you

DomDomxoxo 16

Saturday 16 June 2012 0:19

76&116 you're both dumbasses.

jim_bolicious 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 23:37

You're the dumbass for thinking there's a blind spot directly behind you, I tried turning around just to see how great it is, and strangely enough when I faced forward and looked in all 3 mirrors I was able to see more than when I turned around to look out the back, and turning to look out the back also creates another blind spot on your left. If you knew anything about blind spots you would know that the blind spots are to your left and right behind you, BUT NOT DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU!! I know I'm wasting my time trying to explain this to you, People from Qweerbec are the most ignorant people I've had the displeasure of knowing

jim_bolicious 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 23:44

When I turned around I spotted a garbage can directly behind and sure enough I was able to see it with the mirrors

SLC_grumpypants 5

Thursday 14 June 2012 2:29

Oh man. That's ok OP. If u didn't pass it's no big deal. Catch your breath & go do it again. Like anything in life......"If you fail, get up dust yourself off and try again". Don't sweat it.

MyCommentsSuck 21

Thursday 14 June 2012 3:51

Unless you failed at russian roulette, or safely imitating the "dangerous stunts that are performed under the supervision of professional idiots." But yes, for the most part, pick yourself up, learn from what knocked you down and take another swing at it.