By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML
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sarcdude 3

I've never seen four different streams happen, just two, but I feel your pain. Freakin hate when that happens, and it never makes any sense to me when it does happen.

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therealsuperman 0

lucky bastard, this isn't an FML, you're just bragging

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DocBastard 38

This sounds like a superhero ability. You should call yourself The QuattroStream Kid.

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wwerulez14 6

"Stop, or I'll pee 4 different streams of piss at you!" Sounds incredibly intimidating. Better do what he says...

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shrdlu 28

Or, "Stop, or I'll pee on all four of ya!"

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ifmlftw 0

DocBastard you never cease to entertain.

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rdkorud13 0

haha you must have been drinking hardcore

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novaryan 0

o.0 the same thing happened to me got on my leg lol

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artisticninja713 13

personally I had no idea guys had this problem. Well I learned something!

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Phanks7 0

Yeah, that initial piss after sex sucks. Sometimes you have to force it out and sprays out like someone is pinching a waterhose lol.

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zebrapattern 6

ew so does that mean you had something like, crusty blocking the hole?

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Watermelon2011 6

how the hell does that happen??

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