Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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Just pish yerself

By Anonymous - 30/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By Tp - 30/06/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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sarcdude 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:06

I've never seen four different streams happen, just two, but I feel your pain. Freakin hate when that happens, and it never makes any sense to me when it does happen.

therealsuperman 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:07

lucky bastard, this isn't an FML, you're just bragging

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ibzicraz 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 22:55

how does that happen??

ReginalUT 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:20

It usually happens when you have intercourse and fail to go to the bathroom afterwards.

stevelaurie 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 15:50

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who knows that this happened to you because you didn't take a piss after you jizzed. 4 streams equals crusty urethra. Eww.

bakkerkid 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:38

Ha! YDI! It's simple - sit down! Not only is it hundreds of times cleaner, but it's healthier and doesn't take any more time!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 14 January 2011 17:56

...Cleaner? Healthier? Please explain this one.

Beating_Faster 1

Sunday 16 January 2011 21:52

Yeah how is it healthier to pee sitting if your butt is touching the dirty seat? :/ That's why I hate being a girl when I'm at public restrooms

franwins0827 7

Saturday 15 January 2011 4:24

Sounds like you were up f**king all night. Giggitty giggity. ;-)

Xxasian 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:25

Because u either masturbated or had sex the night before or that morning causing the sperm to temporarily glue your split in your penis lmao

connan1030 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 16:58

I hate it when that shit happens!

xx_Lizzy_xx 3

Sunday 16 January 2011 20:39

well you know what you have to do, next time pee sitting down!

cherrybomb820 0

Monday 17 January 2011 19:21

how does that even happen

nitemare0 17

Saturday 16 July 2011 6:12

uncut foreskin sticks together in the middle

shrdlu 28

Sunday 23 January 2011 5:09

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