By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML
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sarcdude 3

I've never seen four different streams happen, just two, but I feel your pain. Freakin hate when that happens, and it never makes any sense to me when it does happen.

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therealsuperman 0

lucky bastard, this isn't an FML, you're just bragging

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dceola 0

i didn't read all of the comments, but i'm amazed at how few people understand how the multi-direction pee stream can happen.. If you 'get off' and don't clean yourself well afterwards (easiest/best to go pee soon after), hours later the **** will have somewhat hardened, making it possible for your pee to come out in multiple directions. Good reason to go pee or wipe yourself thoroughly after getting off.

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livetodisco 0

That's interesting. My mind was boggled as to how that would happen...but it makes sense now.

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my1tigger 0

I've never seen 4 streams before, I've seen and experienced 2 streams, and it's because you're masturbating, the dried sperm at the end of your junk closed up your hole some.

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BillClinton_fml 0

epic!!! I always have a dual stream. u must've had a boner with some encrusted wartage to get a foursome. kudos to u

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stevenmx86 7

I have never had a problem after sex or otherwise. For me, it's when a rogue pubic hair gets stuck across the opening...

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wafflesgirl24 0

this is why men should sit when they pee

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ifmlftw 0

men like myself don't want to. thus the invention of the urinal.

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martron3000 5

This FML reminded me of soup. Split pee (pea) Get it? hahaha

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nerdsgetmehot 22

This makes me so glad that I have to sit down to pee.

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shrdlu 28

Now THAT's something one doesn't hear very often. :-)

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

He could have an infection....

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