By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML
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sarcdude 3

I've never seen four different streams happen, just two, but I feel your pain. Freakin hate when that happens, and it never makes any sense to me when it does happen.

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therealsuperman 0

lucky bastard, this isn't an FML, you're just bragging

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dt520 4

stop collecting std's and it should straighten out

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darkwool 0

It just happens sometimes, doesnt have to be because he jizzed or stray hair or whatever. Sometimes it just splits and every guy should know that unless all they do is jerk off and have hair everywhere.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Happens occasionally. Like others have said, not peeing straight after ejaculating, or loose pubic hairs getting stuck across the hole. Don't know about the uncircumcised bit, but makes total sense. Best idea is to pinch the tip both ways before you pee to make sure the hole is fully open. Just don't do it in a public lavatory while looking at the guy standing next to you and licking your lips.

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skittesryummy98 0

thats from wen u jack-off the u kno what stick it together and thts y so use tissues bish : 0

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Sammansix 3

You are pissing me off.

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notsoluckypup 12

*like* dnt ask me why :)

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arianna18 0

...o.0 maybe you have a button stuck up there? :]

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Buggi_fml 0

Lmao! I'm sorry for laughing but I totally sympathize! I used to have to pee in a cup once a week at my ob check ups and it gets kinda hard to do when 1. You can no longer see your ****** and 2. It's so swollen from a kid's head resting on it that it comes out in 3 different directions!

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