By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML
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sarcdude 3

I've never seen four different streams happen, just two, but I feel your pain. Freakin hate when that happens, and it never makes any sense to me when it does happen.

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therealsuperman 0

lucky bastard, this isn't an FML, you're just bragging

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FYLDeep 25

Maybe the cross-forming dual barbell piercings across your urethra wasn't such a good idea?

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naughty_chef 0

that's y ur supposed to pee within 30 mins of jizzing

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Kilroy15 0

Bull shit, that would no stay in place for the whole time, they would fly back. it's not because of pubes

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Acari 0

if your pubes are longer than your dick something is wrong...

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stevenmx86 7

15 it had nothing to do with circumcision... It's caused by hairs getting stuck across the opening...

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at1325 0

wow. while I am a female, that doesn't sound right. of the penises I've seen I have never seen hair that goes up that far, most men only have hair going roughly half way up their dick if that. if your tip is fuzzy, you may need to take care of that, as in shave tweeze or something.

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simian_nelipot 0

that's not where the hair grows. it's just where a hair that came out sometimes gets stuck. and then it splits the stream. every post-pubescent male has experienced this, not just the unusually hairy.

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crisco5105 1

Even if that's where the hairs touches, that's definitely kind of weird. No dudes pubes should reach that far, either dudes got a tiny dick or is half sasquatch.

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simian_nelipot 0

they only touch there because theyve come out. you know, like how you can get hairs on the belly of your shirt or whatever. they fall out and end up there.

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emodude44 0

DON't CROSS THE STREAMS

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docscientist 9

It does when money's involved! ohhh! It's okay, I'm Jewish.

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jazzboy606 0

u might wanna get tht chkd xD

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failzie 0

I don't know if someone ha already said this but you shouldn't cross the streams.

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xavier1623 4

I WHIP MY PEE BACK AND FORTH

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gooBUZZ 0

Or #41, it could be a remix. "I split my pee up in forths". ;)

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