Love: Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went...

By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By gross. - 28/04/2013 03:25 - United States - Greenville

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

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By lapines01 - 12/08/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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supertacowaffle 41

Saturday 2 July 2011 11:54

I take it that was a no then...

whiskuit 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 13:26

Sounds like a "Ye-AAAGGGHHGHUAGAGGHGHGGHHH" to me

Comments

lisha88 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:11

that's not romantic :( I feel bad for u

LipReader31 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:14

Haha! Oh man, that sucks. On the plus side, his reaction can tell you a lot about how serious he is: if he freaked out, he probably ain't worth it. If he realized accidents happen and he still likes you anyway, good for you, it looks like you found a keeper.

ilove2lovemylove 10

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:40

well @ least he asked u out

someguy314159265 15

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:14

I wish we knew how it went, especially since it could have gone all sorts of ways. Perhaps he didn't reconsider, perhaps he did, perhaps he mistook your throwing up as you being so repulsed that you got sick and is now in a corner somewhere, cutting himself and crying, just like I would be.