By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 567
You deserved it 79
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SuperMeme 0

... So did she get a single or double?

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vapors 0

You know these FMLs doesnt have too be posted the same day it happens its just a rule that they have too start with Today and end with FML, It might have happened too him the same day or 5years ago, and he only discovered the site now. Had a funny story and posted it. Stop being an ignorant bastard and get ****** in the ear. Oh and FYL OP, That really sucks.

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ViKAx3 0

#36; Now I get what you're saying here but If you haven't noticed, Every FML here starts with "Today" Which I doubt In most cases if the story is true, It didn't actually happen today. This story sounds believable to me. There are some crazy obsessed girls out there. Sometimes I feel like hitting my ex's with a bat ;) But still, You're right... Most of these stories are fake. So what? It's just to get a good laugh. If you don't like it, don't go on here.

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Cvaughan14 0

yeah but so what if the stories are fake...if they're fake, they're fake but it's funny anyway

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anti_hokeystick 0

damn... thats sucks for you... I got hit with a hockey stick... that itself hurt like hell.. you should press charges against her

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wow_its_me_hiya 0

Ex-Girlfriends...

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sexxxtacy 0

so im just waiting for an fml that says "today my ex-gf killed my entire family and everyone i love" and then it would be followed by a bunch of women saying "well you probly deserved that shit" i mean seriously ppl come on be reasonable

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DeathShad0 1

dumbcamper, you truly are dumb. You NEVER hit a man in the balls unless your life is in danger or he's trying to rape you. ****, I don't care how pissed you are, you don't do that.

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andyroxs 2

my thoughts exactly... unless its defense against physical assault, its never acceptable for a woman to hit a guy in the sack

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tonyoffice12 0

apparentlly?... of course it would idiot

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Escapist28 0

So I hope every man out there has learned by now that getting hit in the crotch hurts. It's shocking to me how many people on FML have actually had to learn this so late in the game.

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epicwinmaster 0

Apparently? You didnt know that before? Seriously what is up with all these "I learned" and "I realized" FMLs? If you took that part out, it would make the FML better... Jesus Christ what has happened to the world?

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