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By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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SuperMeme 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 12:25

... So did she get a single or double?

vapors 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:00

You know these FMLs doesnt have too be posted the same day it happens its just a rule that they have too start with Today and end with FML, It might have happened too him the same day or 5years ago, and he only discovered the site now. Had a funny story and posted it. Stop being an ignorant bastard and get ****** in the ear. Oh and FYL OP, That really sucks.

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bffa1234 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:31

I don't think your girlfriend likes you very much...

where_i_stood 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:19

it's called sarcasm.

C2Ultima 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:36

#68 Fails. He may have done something to make her act that way, but she has done irreversable damage. She really should be sued.

C2Ultima 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:43

And #84, Well said.

harahune 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:22

File assault charges.

flar3 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:54

Just sue her

SnatoGhauro 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 14:57

OOH ME PLUMS!

annamg 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 16:58

Interesting how if you hit a woman, it's horrible and abusive, but if you hit a man, well, he probably deserved it. Not true, morons. Violence is never okay.

surferbabe 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:15

So much for kids...

PICKLESTICKLE 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:58

make it up with her with your nuts.

prophisher8789 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:38

Hey, that's the Duluth Model for ya. Must have been your fault..

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