By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
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SuperMeme 0

... So did she get a single or double?

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vapors 0

You know these FMLs doesnt have too be posted the same day it happens its just a rule that they have too start with Today and end with FML, It might have happened too him the same day or 5years ago, and he only discovered the site now. Had a funny story and posted it. Stop being an ignorant bastard and get ****** in the ear. Oh and FYL OP, That really sucks.

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Amkii 0

Illustration is a WIN! Creative, funny, follows the OP's story w/o anything extra, and has the illustrator's special little extra flair added in. NICE!

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Julle_fml 0

That is an AWESOME illustration!!

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Victoria_fml 0

Nice illustration! Though ununderstandable without reading the FML...

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TimmyM 0

thats not a bat, its a cat with wings.

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Mauskau 35

when i saw the smaller pic i was like wtf a cat with potatoes?

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XxKate1294xX 0

WOW. I'm not the only one who thought that, good to know :)

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indiana_gal 0

lmfao! luv the picture! it was so funny!

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KitCath_fml 0

Did you get her pregnant? I told my boyfriend if he gets me pregnant I'll break his balls. Hey, he said that was fair.

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t_mac_13 0

Either he really likes having his balls crushed, or he has never experienced groin trauma.

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daniellap 0

hahaha that picture is really original, good job!

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LemonFairy 0

This has got to be the most hilarious illustration ever. (Hopefully it makes the OP feel better, even though the incident happened a while ago?) :]

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