By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 567
You deserved it 79
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SuperMeme 0

... So did she get a single or double?

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vapors 0

You know these FMLs doesnt have too be posted the same day it happens its just a rule that they have too start with Today and end with FML, It might have happened too him the same day or 5years ago, and he only discovered the site now. Had a funny story and posted it. Stop being an ignorant bastard and get ****** in the ear. Oh and FYL OP, That really sucks.

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XxladyreaperxX 0

.......kicking guys in the balls is just wrong unless hes trying to hurt/rape you theres NO OTHER EXCUSE plus, how is it if a guy hits a girl anywhere its horribly and terribly wrong but when a girl HITS A MAN IN THE BALLS WITH A BAT no one really cares? ok.... so let me get this straight...... guys cant hit girls because they are weaker and cant take it, but girls can hit guys, because theyre all strogn and can take anything?...... doesnt just about EVERY chick in america want to get rid of female stereotypes, and then suddenly they dont, because with the stereotypes they dont get booboos? wtf is up with u crazy bitches id like to see one of you Ms. "a girl can do/take antyhing a guy can" step into the boxing ring with a guy, then see what you do

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silly_kate 0

how did you piss her off THAT badly?! you cheat or something? she sounds like an absolute physco and sounds like the kind of girl you should consider getting a restraining order against!

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EveryDayJackAss 0

.....i wonder if the OP still has balls now.....assuming that your testys didn't just fall apart after your ex took a bat to your ball sacks

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Ruddah_Bagga 0

I gotta admit, when women think it's okay to hit balls I rage so hard. When women attempt to find even the slightest similarity with menstrual cramp pain and testicular abuse pain I rage even harder at there excuse to kick men in the balls. Their sick hunger for power over men, emboldened by a recent success in equality and their feminist attitudes. When a guy hits a girl and the world ***** itself, I rage. I rage like the bull.

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kiwi0605 0

Sucks for you, but you probably did something to earn it.

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zann69 0

Yo man i actually (REALLY) felt pain when i read that!

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t_mac_13 0

To all the ladies who are saying that he must have done something to deserve it. How about I take a baseball bat to your pussy? What would you say then? What could you have possibly done to deserve me doing that to you? As people have said, the only thing that warrants this is physical abuse. And most likely, if it was abuse or rape, he probably wouldn't be posting this. Think about what you ******* type before you post it. There are some crazy bitches out there who will do shit like that for absolutely no reason at all. OP, FYL. I felt true pain reading that.

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KitCath_fml 0

You can't say that for sure. Plenty of men (and, to be fair, women) who are abusive to their domestic partners honestly believe they are doing nothing wrong, or know that they are doing something wrong and take care to cover it up. I'm not saying the OP was abusive, I have no way of knowing. But if he was, it's not likely that he would admit it here.

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t_mac_13 0

I see your point, but if he was abusive, and his ex did that, I don't think he would really want to talk about it, at all. I mean if you thought that you could control someone and push them around, would you post something about how they completely destroyed you?

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KitCath_fml 0

I wouldn't, but someone who is abusive to a partner in the first place isn't really thinking rationally. You never know either way in a situation like this, since we're only getting one side of the story, and a brief one at that.

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t_mac_13 0

True again. I still think she was just over-reacting to something, or is just a psychotic bitch.

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