Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and...

By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

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By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By boogery - 26/01/2015 19:17 - United States

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

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By Jeremy - 12/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I did my laundry at a laundromat. When I came back to get my clothes, I found an elderly man wearing my favorite Joy Division t-shirt, and he refused to give it back because he said it was his. I spent a few minutes arguing with him, before realizing I had grabbed someone else's clothes too. FML

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kathyFTW 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:45

wet = piss?

thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:54

Meh. Take them out and donate a dollar to getting him his own dryer.

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unklesammywantsu 0

Monday 25 May 2009 10:12

I hope you beat him with a sandwich. And then ate it in front of him.

Indiana_fml 4

Monday 25 May 2009 10:36

#73 ROFL But I agree with #72, I'm used to them having locks. I thought it was the legal standard due to safety reasons.

R3TH0R 0

Monday 25 May 2009 10:52

ok those saying YDI, he's homeless, are ******* retarded. those saying pay for him to clean his close, hell yeah thats actually having a sense of being human. and really why would you not use a washer and dryer next to each other so you can keep an eye on them both? FYL for having to rewash your clothes but YDI for not keeping an eye on the machines you use

scottyz1 0

Monday 25 May 2009 10:53

Drop a dukey in a brown paper bag and give it to him, he'll think it's Christmas.

FerdinandtheBull 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:24

68: Honestly? That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read. NO ONE chooses to be homeless, not able to change clothes, not have the money to eat, and risk death by exposure or mugging. Yeah, it was rude of him, and yeah, I'd have been pissed, but I'd have kept things in perspective. Just like wet socks are a serious health issue in Vietnam, wet underwear is a serious health issue on the street, especially if it's cold where OP is.

_bj_ 0

Monday 25 May 2009 14:07

I have a policy of kicking homeless people in the face

cardboardtastes 0

Monday 25 May 2009 14:09

Eurgh. I feel sorry for the homeless guy,but people are over-thinking this. I mean, the OP doesn't have enough for a washer/drier ect so having to re-wash her clothes and then paying for this homeless guys would be pretty annoying. I understand he's homeless but it doesn't give him a right to do that..

fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 25 May 2009 15:35

seems like the vast majority of homeless are junkies or crazy. people who just fall on hard times don't generally have to wind up homeless, they could just go on public assistance. plenty of people never work a day in their lives and live rent free, and eat better than my family does with their access cards.

Rabyd 0

Monday 25 May 2009 15:56

Ick. Not really a FYL, though, you can always just clean them again.

beep_guacamole 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:13

Ok I'm the person that wrote this FML. #61: You dont have any right to say what you did to me. I did rewash my clothes but i waited for the load to be done. i answered that in a comment before. maybe you should try reading some of the comments before you judge people. And people comment on their own FML's to answer questions for bitches like you. (and btw, you sure as hell arent "cutiecutie"...)