Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how...

By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By Anonyme - 25/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my local grocery store in sweatpants and slippers to pick up some hangover food, thinking I wouldn’t run into anyone I know. I ran into my ex, her new partner, and his parents… twice. FML

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:44

...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD. This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

unknown_shooter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:42

LOVE that shirt!

Comments

CASoulNYCmind 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:59

Way to be...an ass. Funny as hell though. Did you at least tell them that their daughter is too classy to be part of a money shot?

illeyad 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:59

YDI for even owning a disgusting shirt like that.

TanyaKJC 9

Monday 8 August 2011 18:38

How is it disgusting? It's just a phrase. I find it funny. Not like he's saying anything about abortions.

Drummer389000 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:05

And you, illeyad, have no sense of humor.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 3 November 2016 16:24

Ever heard of something called freedom of speech?

lmmmr 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:00

#24- False. More like distasteful and inappropriate. I am all for being funny, but do it with your charm and personality where it can be censored to the appropriate audience. Not only does wearing that shirt in public objectify your girlfriend, but it subjects everyone who sees to unwanted details of your sex life. Just as everyone jumped down the throat of the girl who loudly discussed her sex life on a bus with her boyfriends mom present said, there is a time and a place. This is not it.

omglyktotally78 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:01

That's a funny shirt but you kind of sound like a tool/douchebag.....Maybe your gf is into those type of guys, who knows.

Dante167 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:01

#26 Haha I seriously hope youre joking

IHaveVertigo 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:02

I usually love shirts like that, but that one-- no. And like #28 said, how do you know you aren't shooting blanks?

madam_mayham 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:03

What you wear is a reflection of your personalty, I find that shirt funny but I can also see how a parent can find that shirt offensive. I wouldn't wear a shirt like that where I know kids or elderly people would be around I would only where a shirt like that to a place I knew people my age would be.

xStiglich 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 2:28

kids wouldn't know what that means u ****** idiot.

danielleFML 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:03

what a disgusting, trashy shirt

AnneFTW 17

Monday 25 May 2009 2:03

Wow your girlfriend is an idiot. That shirt is so vulgar, how could she go out with you?!

xNephilim 18

Thursday 9 September 2010 7:30

I think it's hilarious, and I'm a girl. People get offended WAYYYY too easily.

teehee520 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:04

Save that shirt for when your single, which might be soon depending on your age and how much control your girlfriends parents have on her. Lmao, same here #18.