haha funny but YDI if you didn't care how you looked why didnt you just invert the shirt or something? that way at least you wouldnt get into trouble like that xD

The shirt = pathetic. Any item of clothing (for either gender) that boasts about the sexual prowess of the owner just makes it look like they aren't getting any and are trying to compensate, imo. But no matter what it said, you can't wear something provocative and then complain when it gives you problems. There are so many ways this could have led to awkwardness, with or without the gf's parents being involved. If it bothers you, don't wear the damn shirt.

26 cum as in semen as in carries sperm as in potential children of men

don't you ever watch what not to wear? you always need to care what you look like if you're leaving the house!

I've seen way too many of these types of FML's lately, I think it should be taken as a hint by everyone to stop wearing these stupid tshirts in public.

"#9 how does "coming" allude to potential children? Take this sentence for example: I came with my parents, grandparents, and their dogs to the festival. your way just doesn't make sense and I'm still confused." How old are you, hun? First of all, s/he spelled it 'cumming', which is in fact the proper spelling relative to how s/he was using it. Cum is semen. In semen, there is sperm. Sperm = potential children. 'Cumming' is having an ******. The shirt is saying that he orgasmed on a girl's face. Duh.

#26, I hope you were kidding... if not, you're an idiot! Excellent shirt, OP!!

wow... that's really offensive. sure it's funny, but you really have some nerve going out in public like that... i mean come on buddy. and #26 how old are you?

YDI for wearing that in public. Idiot.

26-fail.