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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 356
You deserved it 5 363

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

That sucks. But it's what you were given.

BananaPancakesJJ 0

@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.

Comments

that's not a FML ... I wish I could be that small

Are you the girl next to her? Because if you are, you have no right to call yourself swift

Jenn_the_hen 0

Don't worry too much about it. There are many things more important then big boobs. Plenty of guys like girls with small breasts. If anything I'm a tad envious. I wear a large bra size and it makes me feel self conscious at times. It's unnerving when people stare at your chest too much and I'm afraid that may be the only thing guys see in me sometimes. Also I have trouble fitting in to shirts sometimes and I sometimes have to get large size if the shirt is cut the wrong way. You have it much easier. You might even be able to get away with not wearing a bra sometimes!

Privations_fml 3

Why do some of you girls want them smaller? wtf

so that our cleavage is prettier. I'm 36 DD and my cleavage looks like a butt crack. not hot at all. haha

scheddy_balls_15 4

Because we are not pigs like you and don't want to have to suffer all this back pain and torture just for a guy to even glimpse at us. We want to feel truly beautiful and respected in our bodies.

Actually boob-butt is EXTREMELY sexy.. Just FYI

if you're older than 13, that's a shame.. I'm 13 and mine are bigger than that and I'm a skinny minny!

therealsuperman 0

life is going to traumatize you when you leave middle school

emmanizzer 6

how is that a shame? damn. it's people like you that make girls feel so ashamed about their bodies. YOU'RE the one who should be ashamed

bitch. you don't even know what you're talking about. I'm 13, and I have small ****! who gives a ****??

Pb25797051 0

small boobs are unattractive :) just like ur boyfriends dick

126 - You speak of what you believe to be unattractive, yet you fail to include a picture of yourself. Hmm.

PunksNotDead101 0

yeah, you're also a 13 year old bitch. it's not a shame, I'm 15. and I only have 32A. big deal. I'm going to laugh, when your back starts hurting. :) alot of my friends wish they had smaller boobs, if not my size, because they don't want back problems. theres no shame in having small boobs. be happy with what you have. because thats what you were born with. everyone is different(: you're unique in your own way. so embrace it. (:

BenderJ_fml 5

seems like someone lied about their birthday then?!!?

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

wow ur such a ******* bitch. like seriously? also at least she doesn't have 2 worry about saggy *******....unlike u. i dont brag about my boob size. SO GROW UP.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

wow. ur such a bitch. at least her **** won't sag...unlike urs. hmmm? let's c, y don't u try something new...GROW UP maybe. btw I don't go "bragging" about my boobs So y should u? I'm 12 and i am much more respectful then u. I defend girls because it's ppl like u who say stupid stuff that makes girls feel terrible about their body.

wow, you're such a immature kid, I feel bad for your boyfriend cause he has such a dumb ass girlfriend

kqauilsdotnet 0

It's only a bad thing if you're fat. Skinny girls can pull off flat chests.

Privations_fml 3

If you're fat and flat... ew. I think our eyes can handle one or the other, but not both at the same time.

Oh, boo-hoo. Guess what, OP? I'm a 32AAA. And yes, that size does exist. But you know what? Not all guys prefer enormous boobs. Some guys love us petite gals (small boobs included), so why not be happy with what you have? Just work it! I've learned that crying over how small your boobs are won't make them grow any bigger-- nor will it improve your confidence. Now come join the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and let's both stop whining, shall we?

^ nicely said. I prefer women with small breasts, anyway.

who considers AA & AAA "****"? bra companies who are in it for the $. that's all. as far as I'm concerned you girls w/less than a B cup are flat chested and have no reason to wear a bra. this comment is brought to you by 34DD. huge, perky, soft, full, amazing breasts.

#174 Wow. You are full of it. I have ****, thanks very much. And, despite not being disgustingly large, are quite nice. :)

shynerdygirl 0

what I don't get is how AA is smaller than DD? I mean.. since DD is bigger than a D wouldn't AA be bigger than an A I guess it's just how it works.. yeah sorry. :3. //insert awkard silence here.

well182, "kweenbitch" is aptly named, isn't she! don't worry, she is also dumb and is therefor undesirable; no guy wants to be with a kweenbitch, ESPECIALLY one who is dumb as a rock.

174 - You're an asshole. No, really. If a girl has enough meat on her that she is able to wear a bra, she - wait for it - HAS BOOBS. Anything pre-pubescent is deemed flat-chested. Anything below a B (i.e. AAA, AA, A, B) IS NOT flat chested. They do make bras in those sizes, honey, so they ARE boobs at that size. Do you really think that guys will be attracted to you with that "in your face, nyah nyah" attitude? Holy hell, woman. I've seen some pretty in-your-face chicks when it comes to boobs, but your comment tops them all. Not that that's anything to be proud of, anyway...

kweenbitch, let's look at your amazing perky **** when you're 60. They will most likely hang around your knees, while the ladies with small breasts will have them nice and safe. Also, this is coming from a person with a C cup, so don't think that I'm "one of those flat girls" or whatever XD

It's hard to take seriously a person who can't even spell queen. How old are you, like 28? I could spell queen correctly when I was 6...I know girls with tiny mammaries, and they're still extremely beautiful, OP. In other words, tell the bitches to STFU and GTF off of FML and make me a sammich, as that as what your stupid kind of woman deserves.

loveisforever876 0

I agree with you! this bitch really needs to realize big **** aren't on a sensible guys list. and besides you big fake or not boobs won't stay up much longer, I've seen your picture. either your going to die from tanning in the tanning bed to much from skin cancer or your giant fake boobs will kill your heart. haha have fun :)

Your pathetic. If you're going to call someone "dumb", learn how to use correct grammar and spelling. Dumbass. *I am THE kweenbitch. Thank you!

1. Just because "they" make bras in AA, A cup sizes doesn't mean that you need a bra. Brassieres are for support. If you have less than a B, there is nothing to support. When I had A cups I did not use a bra. No point in it. 2. I don't tan. I'm naturally caramel and fabulous. Thanx. 3. Plastic surgery will keep my breasts perky if and when they begin to droop. 4. My husband LOVES my ****....and anyone else who has had the pleasure of seeing them. 5. Breast Implants don't cause heart attacks. 6. You are all ******* morons. I love haters. ciao! xoxo

anlhawks 5

wow you're a **** I can't wait til you have ****** back problems and I'm sittin here WITHOUT skin cancer from chillin in the tanning beds, or saggy boobs/back problems! a lot of my friends have small boobs and they're gorgeous. I have small boobs. yeah my friends with bigger boobs look good sometimes but they can look so slutty and not good in a bathing suit

Hey bitch, just a few things. 1. There is something to support with an A cup. Not as much with a AA cup, but they can still be slightly pushed up with the use of a push-up bra. What does that tell you? There's something there, idiot. Just because your "A cups" way back when were nothing more than a AAA doesn't mean the rest of the A cups look like that. A cups come in many different sizes; some have more, some have less. It depends on your frame. So, just because you had the smaller A cups as opposed to the larger doesn't mean the larger A cups don't need a bra. No one wants to see your nipples sticking out, either. 2. Fabulous? Bullshit. Your ******* attitude makes me sick. That's what makes you a despicable person. Your skin colour, fake or not (and I still think it looks fake) does not make you a better person. Even if you legitimately don't tan, you look like you're wearing ten pounds of bronzer. Still a problem. Thanks. 3. No, plastic surgery will still succumb to gravity. Sorry, but your **** will end up at your belly button. They make look full down there, but they'll still be down there. Do fake boobs weigh something? Why, yes in fact they do! Mass + gravity = saggy boobs, hun. 4. I don't even want to know why you're showing off your **** to anyone but your husband. Anyway, glad he loves them but as mentioned many times on this FML, not every guy likes them. Some even think they look disgusting. 5. Sometimes, they do. Go research. Thanks. Even if they don't cause a heart attack in you, you may have a few other problems later in life which stem from your fake ****. 6. We're not haters. We're putting you in your god damn place. There's no need to be such a ******* bitch around here... Grow the **** up. 7. The "kweenbitch"? Yeah, I can see where you got that name from. Too bad you can't even spell "queen"...

concrete_pink 0

I'm sorry but if you don't fake tan, then your face looks like it got involved in an unfortunate blusher incident.

Hey hey hey... I don't agree with kweenbitch at all, but can we not put down people with big boobs in these arguments? 34DD is NOT disgusting, just like 32AAA is not disgusting. Can't we just all respect each others bodies and not put down someone else's when defending our own?

429 - If you're referring to me, nowhere did I state that I personally felt big boobs were disgusting. I just pointed out that some guys have that opinion. I do see your point though, and you're right. There's nothing wrong with either.

I was actually referring to nerdsgetmehot's comment when I said that. Thanks for the support though :)

bri1215 7

hey be lucky youre small i just got back from victorias secret and at 14 years old im a 32D so its almost impossible to find bras for me. i wish i was that small. you have it easy

XxMargoxX 0

same here!! I can't find bras that aren't at least $40!

Laurennic 2

I know! I went yesterday and found out I am a 30DDD and they pretty much told me that they don't have my bra size at all :(

I went from 32AA to a 38B in a week when I was around 17. it just takes time

That seems a little outrageous... It takes time for anything to grow, including boobs! Your band size grew significantly which is why I was wondering how the hell that happened... I know it's possible for a cup size to grow pretty quickly.

brighteyes81 0

Yeah, I was going to pose the same question. Cup size yes but inches? Did she blow up in a week? lol

After you have a kid or go on BC they may grow some? Are you too thin or not eating healthily or possibly a vegetarian from a young age or currently not through growing? There are things you can do to help w/this! Eat meat, don't be TOO skinny. Give yourself time to grow. Be glad because the bigger they are...

It's true, I was a 32A at 17. I went on birth control pills and went up 4 bra sizes in 4 years. I can't wear anything cute anymore. I would give anything to go back to my 17 year old size.

Birth control doesn't increase everyone's breast size. I've been on it for years (for another reason) and it's done nothing to my chest. Thank god... If it works for you, fine. If you like that it works for you, all the power to you. But don't suggest that it works for everyone... that just misleads and creates disappointment.

I'm currently a 32AAA. A few years ago, I gained 20 pounds (I'm pretty lanky at the moment) and they only got bumped up to an A cup...So gaining weight really doesn't help for everyone.