Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra...

By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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By Flattie - 14/09/2017 04:30

Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

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By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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By no boobies - 29/05/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

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Friday 25 February 2011 1:29

That sucks. But it's what you were given.

BananaPancakesJJ 0

Friday 25 February 2011 13:37

@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.

Comments

Ballerinagirl_77 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:04

Seriously be happy! I'm a 34D and honestly, I'd be more than happy to not have them!

peaceluv 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:04

it's all-right tht happen 2 me be4 but I wasn't sure but I'm the same size try another cupsize :)

Ariannalang 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:05

You guys need to chill out. Every1luvsboners comments on almost every FML. He's funny.

baileyfml 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:10

I'm a DDD have some of mine

sutherlandrb32 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:12

that stinks but not all guys want a huge pair of ******* to spank around, some want a good cook!

Penguin25 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:13

Itty Bitty Titty Comitee :)

iliketurdles 7

Friday 25 February 2011 4:24

Did you just reference Def Jam Poetry? :D

lostonelove 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:14

Even after kids I have no boobs. Dont feel bad. Some men enjoy just nipples.

loveyouall81 2

Friday 25 February 2011 4:15

I'd hit it

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 25 February 2011 4:18

Obviously there is a difference in opinion here. Either you think he's funny, or you don't. Whether he is or not is subjective, but he is not in MY opinion. Regardless of whether you think he's funny or not, the point remains that his comment was rude. End of story.