Intimacy: Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's...

By anonymous - 24/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By feelsbadman - 12/07/2018 05:00

Today, I decided to surprise my crush by wishing her happy birthday when she came out of the lift. Too bad she was busy giving someone a blow job and didn’t notice me. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By Blake Lawrence - 26/11/2012 18:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

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By Toldyouso - 22/01/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML

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By Soline - 08/12/2008 12:05 - France

Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend with breakfast in bed. Instead, I spilled hot coffee all over her and the bed. We ended up spending the morning doing laundry instead of cuddling. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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OmniFML 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:05

Come back and write it with a baseball bat. It's the thought that counts. ;)

easylazy 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:22

You shouldn't jump to conclusions maybe she was having sex with YOU in the backseat DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?! No. THat's what I thought.

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MrRosto 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:36

Honestly, if thats really true... i feel horribly bad for you!!! What-A-BITCH

twix_are_great 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:09

^.^ should have knocked on her house door, that way her whole family could have been there to celebrate her birthday!

QueenOfMelodrama 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:26

I would have gone ahead and wrote on her car anyway. Only I wouldn't have written happy birthday.

Ninjarear 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:21

******* BREAK UP WITH THE LITTLE **** AND **** HER SISTER

bad_mood 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:51

Dude, that's hard. FYL, seriously...

ThatManWhoreDude 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:19

Ok nigga heres what your gonna do. **** her mom #1 #2 **** her friends ALL OF THEM #3 skeet on her favorite shoes and #4 **** her mom again. and send pics to her. make sure you get the vag in!!

member0987654321 0

Friday 10 July 2009 10:02

woww 176 who peed in your soup? lol i have no ******* clue.. its like 4am where i am maddd tired but.. intially reaction: BUM BUM BUMMMMM lol with who?!!! and LOl i love how the first 3 comments are just like totally disregard your plight. much like this comment bahahahhahahhahaa fuckerss! **** everyone. you all suck.