By anonymous - 24/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 908
You deserved it 3 733

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Come back and write it with a baseball bat. It's the thought that counts. ;)

easylazy 0

You shouldn't jump to conclusions maybe she was having sex with YOU in the backseat DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?! No. THat's what I thought.

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Topguy 0
lady_gogo 0

women women-- please.... behave like one.

She's a Ho, you dont need her. return whatever you got her for her birthday and spend the money on yourself.

Awww! I am so sorry. Dump that damn bitch. You're probably better out without her.

u should of burned the car!!!! HAHA!!!

Failercoptor 0

this is sooo sad :( hope she D'S IAF of AIDS

Oopz01596 0

What a ****! I would dragged da ***** out by her hair and kicked da guy in his balls. "now try to **** dat bitch!"

holy **** your life dude, **** that bitch not literally of course slap the shit out of her and kick the shit out of the guy