By anonymous - 24/06/2009 06:13 - United States

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Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML
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OmniFML 0

Come back and write it with a baseball bat. It's the thought that counts. ;)

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easylazy 0

You shouldn't jump to conclusions maybe she was having sex with YOU in the backseat DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?! No. THat's what I thought.

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Lizilla0488 0

Hey, hey, it's her birthday. Cut her some slack.

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justanotherfan 0

should have written on her window. I know what you did.

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rallets 22

i dont think you finished your FML. you said she was having sex..with who? with what? be more specific

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What_fut_YADY 0

That's so ****** up man kill her and cut of the guys dick.

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abcd10_fml 0

Dude fmls like this make me think my gf is cheating on me

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What_fut_YADY 0

No the OP is a man it cleary says next to the name (man).

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HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Look joey u gotta realize she was getting her business on and u just ruined the moment!

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lancerevo 0

I moderated this one

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