Intimacy: Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me...

By liveforpeace_ - 28/04/2009 06:27 - Canada

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

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Out in the wild

By Welpthatwasfast - 10/06/2016 07:57

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an hour of climbing up a rocky mountainside to a completely isolated clearing, out of the way of any hiking path, he was still so paranoid that he finished within 20 seconds. FML

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By anonymous - 14/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML

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By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML

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I know where I'm going

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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By not even a sexy bushfire - 25/10/2012 16:27 - Australia - Kelmscott

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML

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By legallyblondemad - 29/08/2009 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML

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By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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Behave!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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Spadiethestar 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:08

Aouch.. poor you.. Well at least you know where you stand with this worm of a man.... And, btw, sorry to have to say that, but get yourself checked for STD, such a loser may have fooled around without protection...

z620 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:18

don't worry about a thing because every little thing is gonna be alright

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poolshark 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:23

Don't let them fool ya Or even try to school ya Could you be loved? You ain't gonna miss your water until your well runs dry; No matter how you treat him, the man will never be satisfied.

elghs2001 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 19:19

is that bear wearing Beats by Dre?

spamme 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:23

wrong place, wonrg time

vt_mruhlin 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:24

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Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:15

Don't ******* diss Bob Marley.

Rejections 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:18

Bilbo Baggins? Are you kidding me? I'd rather have a Justin Bieber ringtone.

Sue21 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:25

#8 ilu

tehhotness 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:26

I call BS. This is the FML where the girl hears her BFs ringtone when she gets mad due to hearing people having sex through the apartment wall, only with the location changed

guitardedman 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:30

"don't worry, about a thing, cuz every little thing, is gonna be alright" everyone has a marley ringtone maybe its a coincidence...probably not but i like to advocate the other side for no reason sometimes

darkblue_13 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:31

#12 THe OP never says that she had sex on the mountain on her first date, it could have been their first kiss or something. And she never says how old she is or says anything to imply that she is young. You have no idea about either of those things... OP- That sucks a lot...

MaxSpeed 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:35

I agree with #12 and wow this would suck, I would walk about to them and be like oh who is this, just for the heck of it to see what he would do. U better have dumped him.