Intimacy: Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me...

By liveforpeace_ - 28/04/2009 06:27 - Canada

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

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By Welpthatwasfast - 10/06/2016 07:57

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an hour of climbing up a rocky mountainside to a completely isolated clearing, out of the way of any hiking path, he was still so paranoid that he finished within 20 seconds. FML

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By anonymous - 14/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML

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By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML

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I know where I'm going

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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By not even a sexy bushfire - 25/10/2012 16:27 - Australia - Kelmscott

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML

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By legallyblondemad - 29/08/2009 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML

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By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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Behave!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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Spadiethestar 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:08

Aouch.. poor you.. Well at least you know where you stand with this worm of a man.... And, btw, sorry to have to say that, but get yourself checked for STD, such a loser may have fooled around without protection...

z620 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:18

don't worry about a thing because every little thing is gonna be alright

Comments

mattmag 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:47

Why did you go up a secluded mountain on your first date? Unless it isn't as secluded as you let on, and it's really just a parking lot over a cliff or something.

DrinkBainne 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:52

You went along with some guy to a "secluded mountain" for your first date? That's pretty retarded.

SAM5000 0

Monday 14 February 2011 6:19

lol i like how u put that.

goathumpy 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:00

#33 = epic fail.

fbirem 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:05

You spontaneously felt like taking a trip to a "secluded" mountain spot by yourself and happened to be there at exactly the same time he was hooking up with another girl? Could you buy my lotto tickets for me?

RPGod 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:08

#12 and #33 are massive idiots.

JFry 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:15

I call BS too, its wayy to coincedental. Unless You are the kinda person who ventures up a secluded mountain alone. And your bf just happppppens to be there screwing some other chick. haha But still. If it wasnt BS It would succccccccck

TigressUK 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:15

# 33 - REALLY? You don't think that someone might hang out with their boyfriend, then their bf's phone rings, and lo behold! They know what the ringtone is. You have brain cells for a reason. Use them.

mizolips 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:20

ouch. you should have gone right up to them while still ringing him and say "oh no wonder you didnt pick up. busy arent you?"

hydronium 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:36

Part 2 of this FML is if you went to the bush to sneak up on them and it wasn't your boyfriend after all.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:36

Why are people so confused about mountains of all things? Mountains have hiking trails on them. People go hiking all the time. It's probably not even a very large mountain if it's in the US. And #33 yous should probably make sure you have a basis for claim if you're going to play devil's advocate. Because you just pulled all of that out of your ass.