By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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GameRater01 0

Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

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amirn86 0

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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rocket9 0

LOL why didnt u flush it :)

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AshlenDoll 0

Win! Rats are nastyyyyyyy as ****. Flush it.

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111newmenultra 0

67, i thought the black plague was spread by flees?

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iEuphorical 0

Where the hell WERE you!? #8, wronggg.

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nushadow 0

lol #52=fail, how have you not heard of the plague? the rats were the fleas host, thus "Carriers" of the plague.

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7Rawr7 0

That's so gross! I freaked out when I found a dead mouse in my toilet...and that's even worse!

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Kylaka 0

#66 it was the FLEA that carried the plague you fool. It just happened to like attaching itself to rats. Learn YOUR HISTORY. Rats kick ass. I have 6 of'em at home. I'd have taken that toilet rat if I was near by.

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i8anfml 0

Number 10, you are not funny. Not at all.

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Lizo_fml 0

LOL!! I think i might have shat on it B4 flushing it!!

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