Love: Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After...

By vanguardwiley - 24/07/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 22:00

Today, my boyfriend had a nightmare, talking in his sleep about not hurting himself anymore or "auntie Nat Nat" will put him "back in the home with the mean doctors and the sicky medicine." WHAT THE FUCK? FML

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nightngale 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:26

Isn't it ironic how he tells YOU to grow up, yet he wants someone to go cook him breakfast like he's a little kid who needs his mommy to do things for him. If anyone needs to grow up, it's your immature, insensitive 5 year old boyfriend.

abandonship 3

Friday 24 July 2009 16:04

tell him to make his own damn breakfast!

Comments

flyakite 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:21

YDI. If you wanna bore a guy to tears make sure to drone on and on about some silly dream you had.

shit_happens101 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:17

Seriously a douchebag, wow. And to all those people saying that if the roles were reversed the woman would have said the same thing, that's not entirely true. Has our society become so unsympathetic that you can say that with full conviction?

KittenOnAcid 1

Sunday 26 July 2009 7:18

hahaha idc what anyone says thats hilarious!!

lala316 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:45

I'm sorry. I know exactly how you feel. It's really screwed over. I don't think it's a sexist thing. It's a rude thing.

erijgio82489 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:08

LMFAOOOO messed up, but realize its only a dream.

mike28_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:23

I see nothing wrong with this. Put on the big girl panties and make that dude some breakfast.

7ama7775 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:55

Your Boyfriend is a real man, go make him that breakfast before he hits you and calls you fat.

blacklite69 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:40

Dude. Dump him. NOW.

RigChan 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:07

I hope you're feeling better. Just remember that nightmares aren't real, and you're fine, so be thankful, and get on with your day. (:

zitromd 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 8:05

@100: We should be fair everywhere. As for double standards? I hate being paid for. I don't care for flowers or gifts "for no reason". I hold the door open for others and only like opening it for myself. Domestic abuse is wrong both ways, but of course it's more common for women to be the object of violence. No one should be hitting anyone in a relationship. As for chivalry- that hardly exists anymore. The modern definition of this value means not objectifying women as body parts, or not expecting them to be the traditional housewife.