Love: Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After...

By vanguardwiley - 24/07/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 22:00

Today, my boyfriend had a nightmare, talking in his sleep about not hurting himself anymore or "auntie Nat Nat" will put him "back in the home with the mean doctors and the sicky medicine." WHAT THE FUCK? FML

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nightngale 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:26

Isn't it ironic how he tells YOU to grow up, yet he wants someone to go cook him breakfast like he's a little kid who needs his mommy to do things for him. If anyone needs to grow up, it's your immature, insensitive 5 year old boyfriend.

abandonship 3

Friday 24 July 2009 16:04

tell him to make his own damn breakfast!

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lovelykendra5 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:26

XD Aahaha No, but seriously, it was a dream. whats he gonna do ? cry for you ? Its okay, but he shoulda be more nicer.

dr_house_MD 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:07

this fml is just crying out for trolls

anon224 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:34

time to dump his ass

lezdoet 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:29

what a dick im sorry.

LizBathory 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:10

I think that all the girls and guys in here who think her boyfriend is a douche need to relax. It was clearly a joke, and it was a good one lol If my boyfriend did that I'd laugh so hard.

phiniusmaster 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:23

Your fault for dating a dick instead of a nice guy who actually deserves it. You girls always do this. There are plenty of suitable nice guys but you go for the jerks for some reason even you can't explain. He was right, you should "put on the big girl panties" and make mature relationship choices.

am94_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:58

hahahahahahaha thats priceless

Tubasaurus 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:26

I generally find that women who use the term"sexist pig" are sexist themselves.

ledzepfan 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:44

ok, he was an asshole to ask you to make him breakfast unless you have some sort of every other day thing going on, that is, you make it one day, he makes it the other. second, he was right with the first thing; i know dreams can be very bad, but they arent real, once you are in reality, you need to grow up and let them go. im not trying to be mean, just, when you let your dreams get the best of you, you might as well give up babe