By vanguardwiley - 24/07/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 766
You deserved it 13 755

Same thing different taste

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Isn't it ironic how he tells YOU to grow up, yet he wants someone to go cook him breakfast like he's a little kid who needs his mommy to do things for him. If anyone needs to grow up, it's your immature, insensitive 5 year old boyfriend.

abandonship 3

tell him to make his own damn breakfast!

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DWdizzy 0

Could be worse. and if there is worse, then leave

OP, your boyfriend is a douche, and I hope that you didn't make him breakfast. I'm sorry you had a horrible dream. I often get nightmares were someone is talking jibberish to me really fast, and repeatedly. They often freak me out in the morning. And that is why I can't stand the sound of old trains. Chugga chugga choo choo! XP

That's really screwed up by him, I'd tell him to **** off. But then again, stop crying, it's just a dream.

Time to find a girlfriend that will make YOU breakfast

You deserve it. Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

hey at least he's confident.. he also could've said: 'ahh.. that's too bad.. maybe you'll feel better when we have sex?'