By vanguardwiley - 24/07/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 766
You deserved it 13 755

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Isn't it ironic how he tells YOU to grow up, yet he wants someone to go cook him breakfast like he's a little kid who needs his mommy to do things for him. If anyone needs to grow up, it's your immature, insensitive 5 year old boyfriend.

abandonship 3

tell him to make his own damn breakfast!

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hazelwolfeyes 0

holy crap. I wouldve then proceeded to grab a pair of panties put it on his head...walk into the other room while saying, Mcdonalds opens for breakfast... XD big girl panties!!!

finding a guy who actually cares is very rare

thingsthatrhyme 0

I guess if he's a douche, then I am too for agreeing with him. It was just a dream. Get over yourself.

#71, no, he's a sexist pig because he doesn't listen to her and expects her to follow gender roles, where the woman sucks up her feelings and dutifully cooks for the man. #86, does that make it okay for gender roles to be there? Women make less money than men, therefore they shouldn't work and instead they should cook and clean for their significant others. Right. It's time men and women earned the same wages, each learned to cook for themselves, and men cared. To the OP, he's a douche! You're not acting childish at all. Nightmares can be terrible, and horribly realistic, and I'm sorry that it upset you so badly and that your boyfriend doesn't care.

skullbuster 0

Gender roles? If he were expecting her to follow gender rules, he would have let her blubber on about her 'feelings' for an hour. OP: Congrats for upholding the female stereotype so well you whiny ****!

_THE_MASTER_ 0

i agree, 71. Women need to grow the **** up in general. and women out there, don't even lie. if your b.f. came to you and said they had a nightmare, you'd listen, and then say something like, well, it was only a dream, man up. so, again OP, get on your big girl panties, and get on your knees. I'm all pent up and need some relief.

Seriously, it was a joke. Jokes are suppose to make the situation lighter and they are often used when the joker can't relate. Besides, it was a DREAM. Now OP, put on your big girl panties. This is why guys turn gay. Lmfao, jk.

hendetta 0

How do any of you know that he was joking? Maybe he was, maybe he wasn't. Believe it or not, people CAN be that big of assholes. If it was a joke, you deserve it for getting so bent out of shape. If it wasn't, you still deserve it for being with a guy who is such a prick.

Your boyfriend sounds awesome and hilarious.

@94 If you want to remove gender roles lets be fair everywhere. Yes it would be better for men and women to have equal pay instead of women being paid less, but we should eliminate all gender roles and be fair right? Women should stop having men pay for dates, or pay for drinks in a club, or buy them flowers and gifts "for no reason" to make them feel special. Women should be equally expected to hold door open, be chivalrous etc, women should stop saying "you cant hit me because I'm a woman", etc.