Love: Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After...

By vanguardwiley - 24/07/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML

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Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML

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By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By Stacey - 07/05/2022 22:00

Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML

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By Knottywoman - 03/09/2017 23:15

Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 22:00

Today, my boyfriend had a nightmare, talking in his sleep about not hurting himself anymore or "auntie Nat Nat" will put him "back in the home with the mean doctors and the sicky medicine." WHAT THE FUCK? FML

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nightngale 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:26

Isn't it ironic how he tells YOU to grow up, yet he wants someone to go cook him breakfast like he's a little kid who needs his mommy to do things for him. If anyone needs to grow up, it's your immature, insensitive 5 year old boyfriend.

abandonship 3

Friday 24 July 2009 16:04

tell him to make his own damn breakfast!

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bmx5S5 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:19

He's right. Honestly, just get over it, it's just a dream.

HotSauce_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:25

Better make that bacon extra crisp like i like it.

freernnur5 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:26

dump the douchebagq

maddog_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:34

Hahaha! He's a keeper!

LysssNysss 1

Friday 24 July 2009 18:37

YDI cause I'mma troll.

LysssNysss 1

Friday 24 July 2009 18:45

And 69 get! I win.

sherryterry3 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:37

Seriously, he is a douche. Unless he pays all of your bills and gives you everything you want (which I'm pretty sure he doesn't) then you don't have to make ANYTHING for him. He's a sexist pig, break up with him.

Desapig 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:43

So he's a sexist pig unless he "pays all the bills and does everything for her?" Wouldn't that make her a freeloader, and essentially a *****? And how would it be if genders were reversed? Surely it'd be O.K. to tell him to put on his big boy boxers and go out to work wouldn't it?