By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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Wiringify 22

She wanted you to be the first to see it.

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DocBastard 38

Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.

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Tolarie 13

Strange... Cats don't usually choose faces to nest for their kittens

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Tuffley 7

Super cute! That means that she wanted you to be there! Most cats try to run away and/or look for a quiet place, where they think they can't be found, to give birth :)

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mysticshroom 2

plop, right in the nearest river. problem solved.

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CarouselHeart 11

That is SO GROSS, but I still laughed. XD

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joethebiden 8

Somehow that's adorable. But then again I guess you didn't listen to Bob Barker's sound advice.

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DaisyPink 6

Aww, she needed you. She was scared, probably.

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Epikouros 31

Some of these commenters should be spayed. Or at least have their preaching glands removed.

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