By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 983
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Same thing different taste

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Wiringify 22

She wanted you to be the first to see it.

Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.

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Well I'm sure it was just as pleasant for your cat.

You were asleep! You're not much of a midwife, huh?

.... The way you worded this.... Brilliant lol

I just about went a whole a day without imagining a dilated cat's ******, squeezing out some slimy kittens and after birth. Thanks OP now I won't sleep or eat Chinese food or jello for a while.

LOLOL that's hilarious. Yet sad. Poor human :p

SrakaSrakasta 20

YDI for not getting her spayed. Now you brought in the world yet another litter of kittens nobody wants. You probably ain't gonna get them fixed either, and if you plan on giving them away, there is 80% chance people who get them are not going to be responsible owners. And if you plan on keeping them, why not just get 2-5 cats from the shelter instead and save lives?

Wow...there's not a lot of grosser experiences than waking up to something giving birth on your face.

When I was in high school, I got a female cat. I didn't think of getting her spayed because my parents live in the country and everyone had dogs. Little did I know there was a pack of wild, feral cats that lived in my neighbors wood pile. I found this out after realizing my cat wasn't getting fatter, she was pregnant. So it's better to safe than sorry. Luckily, most the kittens went to good homes and the remaining 2 stayed as mousers. The 2 kittens and mother were promptly spayed and neutered.

I really don't think you get the point of this post...