By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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Wiringify 22

She wanted you to be the first to see it.

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DocBastard 38

Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.

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FalconWhitaker 20

This is the most amazing FML I've ever read. I'm sorry for your suffering, but thank you for telling us about it and bringing us such joy.

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Warden1986 16

Someone did not watch The Price is Right, growing up. Otherwise you'd know to spray your cats. You would not have to wake up that sight.

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Greendaygirl52_fml 3

oh great more kittens to go die in a shelper because there aren't enough homes for them. Spay your cat.

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BusinessTurtle 8

Oh great, more condescension and assholism based on assumptions.

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shutterbug_brit 1

Obviously not or they'd know how to prevent this.

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Pigpen181 3

YDI.....Too cheap to have you cat spayed

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raraisbang 12

Maybe he/she is a breeder? Some people only want purebred cats, because they're assholes and don't care about the stray ones. Not that I'm agreeing with this; I have a shelter cat myself.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

That's simply disgusting. Nothing else to say.

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kitkattgirl 2

FYL 'cause that's not something you want to wake up to right in front of your face. But congrats on the kittens! (Ignore the others that are quick to blame. I'll take the optimistic approach and assume you're a good pet owner.)

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alycion 38

It's moments like these that you think maybe Bob Barker was right about spaying your pet.

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