By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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Wiringify 22

She wanted you to be the first to see it.

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DocBastard 38

Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.

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smitherz22 1

Oh my god vomiting

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Ms_Jessie22 8

The ****** does not dilate during labor, the cervix does.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Life happens. The cat must really trust you to give birth that close to you.

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krewer21 1

Cats choose a safe place to birth their litter. Niiiiice!

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jsrain 1

Maybe that will teach you to spay your cat

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cfoz13 1

So did you move the cat, or did little kittens start falling on your head? I mean it would be gross, but you probably don't want to move the cat while it's birthing right?

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nursejohio 8

YDI for being irresponsible and letting her get knocked up!

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damnu 3

Maybe the father was a gentlecat, and was serious, had a good paying job, bought her flowers, drinks and dinner. Or maybe it was just another of these bad black leather wearing cats with their noisy bikes. Did your cat introduced him to you ? Did the boy ask for your cat's paw ? We wanna know everything. Signed : aristocats

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pu_ccca19 10

Stop whining. man up and eat some pussy (;

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