By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.

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tnttse 6

Perfect time to do the 'stranger'

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thatoneguy79 10

So, there I was just sleeping in this morning when the rest of my body decided it wanted to get up. Now, I had worked hard the day before, and frankly I was tired. However the rest of my body was insistent that it wanted to get up, so I reached up and punch Head right in the face. Still had to get up, but at least I had the upper hand. Maybe next time she will give me the elbow room so I can sleep. -Arm

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pokefan813 16

35 - I agree, and don't get me started on the magikarp jokes...

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linkinpark98 23

I've done this before as well. Except I clocked myself in the jaw and almost chipped a tooth. :/

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BoogerDawson 6

I have the same problem with my immense schlong when my leg lays on it and end up with a numb old fella....

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uumlaut_strohson 3

is it even possible to donkey punch yourself?

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Choconumm 8

Least you know your face is awake now

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pbonham 22

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I could so imagine someone doing that!!! This made my day!!!

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alopez11389 0

Same crap happened to me one time... I give you my sympathy lol

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