By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.

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caeld 1

I did the same thing but I didn't know what happend because I was still half asleep

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SanaSazi 32

Been there done that myself... FML

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SonnyLicious 5

Sad to say....that's happened to me twice.

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lmfb07 0

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SwtCherryPie 26

OMG I thought I was the only one that ever had this problem. There was about a week long period of time when I was pregnant that happened almost every night. Got myself good a couple times.

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plum_lovin 28

Where is this Chuck Norris thing going again? No offense to those who enjoy Chuck Norris jokes, movies, ect. But I personally think they are overrated... (later that night: "I'm sorry Chuck!!! Don't kill mm! Neck cracks...) And you all thought I was serious about them being overrated...Psh!

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G1ZZY 0

Your arm was probably in Do Not Disturb mode.

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