By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.

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immaMonsta 8

Lmao, and I wonder how you accomplished that by trying to move your arm only a little bit?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Chuck Norris? Pfffffttttt It was Noor the Ninja. She's faster than the average ninja.

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sweetbeast43 5

If it was Chuck Norris, OP wouldn't be here.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Sounds like 1/10 of sleep paralysis.

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SkoomaKi 27

Chuck Norris was beat by Bruce Lee. There's even a video to prove it... That is all.

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ellabella2010 0

I hate the feeling that occurs when a body part falls asleep. And Murphy's Law would suggest that you would continually bump into every wall you pass and smack it on every imaginable surface until the tingling goes away. Good luck OP.

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16meghan 6

I've done that soo many times! My lesson learned was: don't sleep on your arm:)

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nofearjenshere 12

Sometimes you can't help it though. I roll around a lot in my sleep.

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The_Hitdude 12

^I second that. There are times when I fall asleep on my stomach with the covers up to my neck, and then wake up in a diagonal position, on my back, with the covers at my knees. You can't help it if you're not consciously aware of it

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PristinecrazyD 0

Ive done this before minus the punch in the face but my arm felt like jell-o for a long time

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