Animals: Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead....

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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Good boy

By AgathedeBlouse - 18/11/2008 06:42 - France

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the ass. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 16:41 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 21:29 - Denmark

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

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By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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By Annie - 22/11/2009 22:07 - Mexico

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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Monday 24 January 2011 12:18

how sad!

m2j 1

Monday 24 January 2011 12:17

aww

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bent80 0

Monday 24 January 2011 12:34

WTF are you kissing animals for?

KVloveBC 0

Monday 24 January 2011 13:01

I kiss my dog on her head all the time!! Nothing is wrong with it. some people just really love animals. what's your problem??!

LexSwift 17

Monday 24 January 2011 17:18

Why should you NOT kiss an animal? They're cute and when they are yours, you love them as much as you love important people in your life. I kiss my animals all the time. There's nothing wrong with it.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 January 2011 18:40

She wasn't slipping the dog some tongue. People with pets like to show them some affection. It's normal

NaturalBueaty 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:57

Your a bitch.

port5 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:31

lawl look at him, he prolly only likes the "bite your head off" dogs

morgy8599 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 22:37

get a heart bitch

snowwhite92 5

Sunday 27 May 2012 0:38

I kiss my dog and cat on the head all the time. There is something wrong with you mate.

player_1one1 4

Monday 24 January 2011 12:38

I know it sucks , could happen with people too...

christa953 12

Monday 24 January 2011 12:42

aw sorry :( poor doggy

amazinglover69 0

Monday 24 January 2011 12:45

that is sad:(((

danilols689 11

Monday 24 January 2011 12:45

aw oh god :'(

SlyTail 5

Monday 24 January 2011 12:51

it's the thought that counts.

toregret 0

Monday 24 January 2011 12:52

oh my god i'm so sorry

LemonStarship 5

Monday 24 January 2011 12:55

I'm sorry :(

KennKenn 0

Monday 24 January 2011 13:03

So is it necrophilia and **********?

crankg 3

Monday 24 January 2011 13:06

i lol'd. good one.

Britbrii 2

Monday 24 January 2011 14:37

so immature. >:(

KrazieKleo 13

Monday 24 January 2011 13:14

Damn! That sucks OP!

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