Animals: Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead....

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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Good boy

By AgathedeBlouse - 18/11/2008 06:42 - France

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the ass. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 16:41 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 21:29 - Denmark

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

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By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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By Annie - 22/11/2009 22:07 - Mexico

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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Monday 24 January 2011 12:18

how sad!

m2j 1

Monday 24 January 2011 12:17

aww

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SirPlagueRat 6

Monday 24 January 2011 16:36

I'm really sorry OP. Dogs are like children or little brothers, it's really depressing when they have to go. Well, at least he died peacefully in his sleep, right?

Jenny_jen_fml 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:37

oh no!! i would be devestated sorry for the loss

ALBATROSS9080 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:53

that's so sad

RachelElizabeth7 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:57

aww I'm sorry OP, I have 2 dogs and a cat and have lost a dog in my life and it's heart breaking :(

evilcartman 0

Monday 24 January 2011 17:02

sucks

wiggs5 0

Monday 24 January 2011 17:20

Omg that's soooooooo sad! :'(

labiscuit 15

Monday 24 January 2011 17:25

Same thing happened to me, except it was my grandma.

Craziemami_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:16

:( aw man :/

hunter1130 0

Monday 24 January 2011 17:25

it gross to think that you'd kiss a dogs nose. honestly, do you know what they sniff?! ._.

jvdubz 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:13

get over it...

VioletRaven1 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 12:43

I kiss my dogs nose

Ophelia550 0

Monday 24 January 2011 17:38

Aw...

stevenmx86 7

Monday 24 January 2011 18:03

Awww that's awful :(

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