By Ohshit - 17/05/2009 06:42 - United States

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Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML
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dmipotc 0

how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out

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chaya12 0

ur probably used to ur mom doin that to wake u up right wtf is wrong with u

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vela9002 4

eee-eeee--eeew! WTF??!! thats sick man! how is that ur instinct reaction!?!?

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meganjoanne 0

I've said some stupid shit when I was waking up even if hes getting his penis rubbed theres also someone breathing on you and it smells like peppermint. you dont think about what you say when you wake up!!!

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podrummer9209 0

Bahahh im not gonna lie, if i was getting any while waking up my first reaction would be to open my freaking eyes XD sorry man, but i think you lost here

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beberezay 0

no worrys mate, could of been worse, she will forget it and before you know it, you will have another morning suprise :p

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DumplingWonder 0

Even if she did smell like your mom, why would mom be rubbing your penis? x_x I'd be pretty disturbed too.

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Belldandy911 0

Sucks to be you. :/

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