By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
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garrettcodd 0

the worst part is you can't go shit on his porch...

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rebekahah 7

relentlessly... that word always makes me smile. :) I had to read this like ten times because all I saw was 'sitting'.

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starryxeyes 2

I read it as 'sitting' at first too. I had to re-read it twice because I knew that couldn't have been right.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Slide him over your magazine rack.

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amerwin 3

I hope you rubbed his face in it and told him, "NO!"

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cgchamp89 7

What's with all of these FMLs about homeless people? It's like because they are homeless, it's normal, or more acceptable, for them to do these types of things...

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ericka216 0

I'm curious as to how the OP reacted to that? what the fuckkk?!!

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ericka216 0

sounds about right.

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BrettJ 0

Well that happens to the best of us!!¡

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