By bob - 03/07/2012 17:33 - United States - Fairborn

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Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
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drawmyhearton_fml 3

Get a new girlfriend? Or try a BOYfriend? ^^;

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bmkc4 1

Does she turn you off that much? Maybe you don't need to be together.

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unknown_user5566 26

Whatever you do, DON'T tell her. That would be no good for you, my friend.

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Mintylicious 1

She's not your buddy, pal.

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ulazalde 3

Dam! These people get their panties all up their arse so easily.

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welandedonthemoo 5

He's not ur Hun, gaylord

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unknown_user5566 26

How did you all find out that I don't have friends?! :(

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p3mguin 7

She's not your hun, friend

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ednusi 7

He's not your hun, babe

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kofeinisti 6

...aaaand you ruined it. friend, buddy, pal. where'd the chief come from?

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123man 11

What were you doing before you went to sleep that you woke up to a nude picture of her? Or did someone play a trick on you?

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unknown_user5566 26

What type of trick involves photographing your friend's girlfriend while she's nude?

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TheDrifter 23

I can think of a couple...

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t765234 10

18- The kind that don't go over very well if they find out it's you.

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sex_and_drugs 11

u don't need to be doing anything before u go to sleep I send nude pictures for my boyfriend to wake up too all the time without us having done anything the night before and without him asking

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unknown_user5566 26

107- You're 14, which means you are participating in child ****. Congratulations.

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iloveandy143 7

And her usernames sex and drugs hahaha... Don't wanna kno how she's ended up by the time she's actually legal.

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t765234 10

107- I genuinely hope you get caught doing that, that way you are forever labled a sex-offender everywhere you go for the rest of your life.

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sabyen 4

129: 14 year old girls being made sex offenders for pictures of themselves is exactly why that registry is useless. It is supposed to help people look out for rapist and child molesters and it is full of people who urinated in an alley or sent pictures of themselves to their partners. I really hope you were joking.

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cropper 0

It's usually the guys on the other end of the nude pics, that end up getting caught and labeled sex offenders and little miss underage gets away.

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tylenol123 0

107 wtf??? And she still gets labeled as a sex offender if she takes the pictures of herself. If your so proud tonshowbyour body to these guys why cant you just **** him?? I mean he probably shows all his friends you know

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music_woman1 11

There must be some reason why you like her, and if it's not for the body, then it could be for everything else about her

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IcedJesus 5

Could have given into peer pressure? And wasn't man enough to say no.

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bebefer 8

No more embarrassing moments when your mom comes into your room in the morning!

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Except she might see the picture of op's girlfriend if he isn't careful.

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Thisismypchere 8

How would you like to send said picture to me? I want to see if it works for me as well.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Where do you live that makes it morning right now?

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MotherHen88 4

Morning wood is due to vasodilation, which occurs when you enter a very deep sleep. It has nothing to do with horniness or having to go to the bathroom. The more you know.

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The_F3rris 11

And knowing is half the battle! G.I. JOE!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Is your girlfriend Justin Bieber? Then I don't blame you.

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TheBibo14 0

Please don't tell her that. That is if you want a girl.

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whostolemylama 12

oh dear, at least it wasnt a STIFF morning

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TriflingAllDay 6

Failed pun.

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Kill Me Please!!! 9

it means "not erected" aka "he's probably not interested "

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