By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
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null_fml 11

Context is important, so don't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was texting a friend who doesn't like you, and lied about intending to break up with you to get said friend off his back. Maybe a friend stole his phone while he was passed out or something and tried to prank you with that text. Not saying it's likely... just saying, don't jump in and do something you might regret.

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CallMeHush 0

I think he is trying to ease you into it. How thoughtful.

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confused2010 0

Today my friend thought it would be funny to send a message to my gf to make her think that I am going to break up with her. fml

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Luxen 0

Ok! no more roundabouts, you have the answer already, congrats :)

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arkonosis 0

oh sorry, I didn't mean for u to get that yet, I was waiting to tell u

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bubuchi3 0

beat him to it, as soon as you see him tell him you're pregnant hahaha. Just to freak him out and get back at him.

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escapenowx 0

ever think maybe he did it on purpose -- kinda like a pussy move to just break up with you?

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escapenowx 0

ohh and sweeet you live in illinois lol

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anela_fml 0

sucks when this happens but just leave if he really wants you he'll cine after uou

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