By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 19:29 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, I woke up to a text from my mother-in-law saying, "Happy birthday! I hope you have great birthday sex!" I'm now afraid to go over there for dinner tonight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 894
You deserved it 3 177

Same thing different taste

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happymom2g 0

She sounds cool. My mother- in-law is like that too. In fact she bought me my first vibrator. You should embrace that fact she remembered it and cares. Just some food for thought. Oh and , Happy Birthday I hope you have some great birthday sex!! Lol

#60... really?! she bought you a VIBRATOR!? thats actually really creepy! and happy birthday OP :)

Did you think of her every time you used it? Haha

My mother in law is the same way too! Just smile and try to forget it.

Obviously she wants a grandchild. Although why she thought saying it like that would be a good idea is anyone's guess.

Maybe it's a trick and she will totally turn it on you depending on your answer which will ruin your birthday! Or maybe the whole mother-in-law bitch thing is just taken too seriously and you have a normal person for a mother-in-law. I think the second one. :p

Mothers know best.;) sounds kinda like my to-be in laws.:)

Yourheadache 19

Doesnt matter,,, have birthday sex...